restlessantagonist:

There are Grey areas in life, gender and everything else. Do not assume everything is black and white.

adimals:

timeywimeyteapot:

have you ever thought about how weird sleeping is like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats then spend the next few hours completely comatose all the while hallucinating vividly

Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

• cellular number
• snapchat
• twitter
• facebook
• skype
• email
• facetime
• first born

you know, anything you want

disneyismyescape:

fuckyeahreactions:

omg

worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

zubat:

I will:

• kiss you
• pack your lunch
• make the bed
• kiss you when you’re mad or sad
• catch spiders
• get the mail
• hug you all the time
• kiss your boo boos
• make you food
• snuggle with you
• support you and your dreams
• listen to you talk about your problems
• kiss you some more
• hold your hand in public
• play with your hair to soothe you
• kiss your forehead
• and your cheeks
• and your eyes
• and your nose
• and your mouth
• laugh at your jokes
• no matter how bad
• massage your back
• and love you
• forever
• and ever

kookiemagician:

IS THIS A THING— WHAT KEV

dickrockerjanecrocker:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

and that was my first gay experience

Omfg

smallpunk:

sext: wanna play animal crossing